A lot of us hanker after a more simple life. I don’t know about you, but I find the act of simplifying things quite hard. Shouldn’t the simplifying of your life be a simple thing? Here’s four ways to help simplify your simplicity.
1. Walk on tippy-toes. The act of walking uses twenty-seven muscles (including my favorite: the Rectus Femoris; which I think means ‘girl’s bottom’). Walking on just your toes simplifies the process by cutting out at least four of those muscles.
2. Don’t brush your teeth. Brushing your teeth is one of the most complicated things you do every day. Don’t believe me. Write down the steps involved. It’s a long list. If you stopped brushing your teeth, it would free up time, brain power and the bathroom by up to 65% each. Incredible.
3. Listen to Celine Dion albums. It’s been scientifically proven that listening tho Celine Dion’s music numbs the brain (They call it the Celinification Effect). So put on those headphones people, for there’s hardly anything more simple than sitting comatose in an arm chair with drool running down your chin.
4. Donuts. Donuts. Donuts! They’re made by other people, which simplifies your meal preparation, plus a dunked donut is probably the easiest food in the world to eat. You don’t even have to chew. How simple is that!
I have a few more simplification techniques up my sleeve. So stay tuned for the sequel (perhaps followed by a prequel) to 4 Simple Ways to Simplify Your Simplicity.
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